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Date de création : 12.01.2009
Dernière mise à jour :
23.01.2013
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BONJOUR DOMINIQUE
JE PASSE TE SOUHAITER UN BON MARDI
Une jolie New-yorkaise tombe en panne de voiture dans un territoire désertique du Texas.
Heureusement pour elle, un Indien à cheval passe par là et lui propose
aimablement de la déposer dans le village le plus proche.
Le trajet se déroule sans encombres, si ce n'est qu'à toutes les 5
minutes, l'Indien pousse un cri strident qui va faire écho sur les
montagnes avoisinantes.
Arrivé au village le plus proche, l'Indien dépose la jeune femme à la
station-service... non sans pousser un dernier cri perçant.
- "Qu'avez-vous fait à cet Indien pour qu'il soit si excité?!?!?",
demande le pompiste.
"Mais rien", répond la jeune femme.
"J'étais tout simplement assise derrière lui, j'ai passé mes bras autour
de lui et je me suis accrochée au pommeau de la selle.
Je ne comprends pas... il a fait ça pendant tout le trajet!"
Et le pompiste de répondre d'un air las :
"Ma petite dame, les Indiens montent sans selle... !!
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