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- L'Allemand examine le moteur

- L'Anglais examine les cuirs

- Le Grec examine l'échappement

- L'Italien examine le Klaxon

- Le Portugais examine la peinture

- L'Americain examine la taille

- Le Suisse examine le coffre

- Le Chinois examine tout

- Le Belge examine rien

- Le Français examine la vendeuse




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C'est un homme qui va consulter un psychiatre. 



Celui-ci lui montre une feuille avec des taches de couleur (le fameux test de Rorschach): 



- Que voyez-vous sur cette feuille ? 

- Je vois une femme *** qui se coiffe. 



- Et sur cette feuille que voyez-vous ? 

- Une femme *** allongée sur son lit. 



- Et sur celle-ci ? 

- Une femme *** qui marche dans la rue. 



Après un instant de réflexion, le psy conclut : 

- Monsieur, je crois que vous êtes un pervers ******. 



- Mais enfin, c'est vous qui n'arrêtez pas de me montrer ces images dégoûtantes...


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 envoie ce winnie a tous tes blogs " coup de coeur"!!!!!



renvoie le moi si j'en fais partie!!!



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