Les bêtes suent...
les hommes transpirent...
et les femmes se contentent d'avoir chaud.

On dit que si les femmes étaient bonnes, Dieu en aurait une!...
Ce que les gens ne savent pas, c'est que lorsque Dieu créa l'homme, elle blaguait!!!

Pourquoi les femmes loupent-elles toujours leurs créneaux en voiture?
- Parce que les mecs leur ont toujours dit que ça (faire avec les mains un espace de 15 cm.), ça faisait 30 cm.

Deux copines prennent un café en discutant. La première remarque que l'autre est toute bizarre.
Elle lui demande:
"Quelque chose te préoccupe on dirait? Tu as l'air anxieuse..."
La seconde répond:
"Si tu savais! Mon petit ami vient tout juste de perdre toutes ses économies en bourse!"
La première:
"Oh c'est vrai. C'est vraiment dommage. Je suis sure que tu dois beaucoup t'en faire pour lui?!"
La seconde:
"Oui c'est vrai, il me manquera"

Commentaires (1)

dany

 bonjour rene

je te souhaite un excellent samedi

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