Tu passes devant un abribus où trois personnes attendent un autocar qui tarde à venir. Il y a :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -  Une vieille femme qui semble être sur le point de mourir,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        -  Ton meilleur ami, celui qui t‘a un jour sauvé la vie,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 -  La femme de ta vie.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Mais tu as un problème :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  - en fait ta voiture est un coupé sport qui n‘a que 2 places, tu ne peux donc prendre qu‘un seul passager, et tu sais que tu ne pourras plus revenir une fois que tu auras quitté l‘abribus.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Qui vas-tu prendre ?  Mais réfléchis bien avant de poursuivre ta lecture ... Attention : Ton avenir dépend de ta réponse !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                --  Tu pourrais prendre la vieille femme. Peut-être va-t-elle mourir, il faut donc la sauver en premier.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 -  Tu pourrais prendre ton meilleur ami. Il t‘a sauvé la vie, c‘est le moment de lui renvoyer l‘ascenseur …
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            - D‘un autre côté, tu ne rencontreras peut-être plus jamais la femme de ta vie !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ( à titre d'information : Celui qui a obtenu le job (parmi quelques 200 candidats), n‘a eu aucun problème pour trouver la solution).

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Voici la réponse du candidat embauché :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         - Je donnerai les clefs de ma voiture à mon meilleur ami pour qu‘il conduise la vieille femme à l‘hôpital.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           -  Ensuite, j‘attendrai le bus en compagnie de la femme de ma vie.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Pendant une classe où l’on enseignait la morale et le bonnes manières, la maîtresse dit aux élèves :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         - Michel, si tu étais en train de faire la cour à une jeune fille de bonne famille, très bien éduquée pendant un dîner en tête à tête et que tu avais besoin d’aller aux toilettes que dirais-tu ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             - Attends-moi une seconde, je vais pisser un coup.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              - Ça serait très grossier et très malpoli de ta part. Jean comment dirais-tu ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         - Je m’excuse, il faut que j’aille aux toilettes, mais je reviens tout de suite.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               - C’est déjà mieux, mais c’est désagréable de mentionner les toilette pendant les repas. Et toi Toto, tu serais capable d’utiliser ton intelligence, au moins pour une fois, pour démontrer tes bonnes manières ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                - Je dirais « Ma chère, je vous demande pardon de m’absenter un moment, je m’en vais de ce pas tendre la main à un ami intime, que j’espère pouvoir vous présenter après le dîner ».

C’est l’histoire d’un patron qui veut embaucher un comptable. Il se dit : je vais rechercher un militaire. Ce sont des gens rigoureux, disciplinés, etc...  Arrive l’entretien, qui se passe bien. A la fin, quand même, le patron demande à l’ancien gradé s’il sait compter.
  » Oui, bien sûr !  »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         » Mais allez-y un peu pour voir.  »
  » Facile, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2  …   

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Alors le patron réfléchit et se dit :
  » Je vais prendre un informaticien, ils sont logiques, intelligents. »

L’entretien arrive et à la fin, il pose la même question.
  » Pas de problème, 0 1 0 1 0 1 0 1  … 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Finalement, il a une idée.
  » Je vais embaucher un fonctionnaire honnête, consciencieux. 

L’entretien est vite terminé et arrive la question finale.
  » Oui évidemment : 1, 2, 3  »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      » C’est bien, pouvez-vous continuer ?  »
  » Bien sûr, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  »
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            » Super, encore un peu ?  » Neuf, dix, valet, dame, roi  …