HUMOUR

La crise de la soixantaine !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Après 35 ans de mariage, j'ai regardé ma femme et je lui ai dit : 
- "Chérie, il y a 35 ans, on avait un petit appartement, une vieille voiture, on dormait sur le canapé en regardant une télé en noir et blanc de 41 cm, mais je dormais avec une jeune blonde de 25 ans ... Maintenant on a une maison à 500.000 €, une Mercédès à 50.000 € un lit très confortable, une télé couleur écran plat de 130 cm, mais je dors avec une vieille de 60 ans".
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Ma femme qui est très vive d'esprit m'a dit : 
- "Tu as juste à te trouver une jeune blonde de 25 ans et mon avocat fera en sorte que tu te retrouves dans un petit appartement, avec une vieille voiture, et tu pourras même dormir sur un canapé, en regardant ta  télé noir et blanc de 41cm".
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Moralité : Les femmes sont incroyables ! Elles te guérissent vite de ta crise de la soixantaine ...