HUMOUR

Un jour, le petit Maxime, 7 ans, demande à sa mère :
- Pourquoi t'as un gros ventre ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            La mère :
- Parce que ton papa m'a donné un bébé mon chéri.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Plus tard, lorsque son père revient de travailler, le gamin lui demande :
- C'est vrai que tu as donné un bébé à maman ?
- Oui, mon garçon !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Et le petit Maxime, effondré, fait :
- Elle l'a mangé ...