HUMOUR

Après une visite  chez les prostituées, le curé est revenu avec ...  une maladie vénérienne.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Il se rend chez son médecin et, tout gêné, doit lui montrer son zizi.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       « Écoutez docteur, ça m’est arrivé après avoir mangé de la viande avariée ! »

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Le médecin, pas dupe, lui prescrit un antibiotique.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         « Prenez ça monsieur le curé et n’oubliez pas de revenir me voir dans trois semaines. »

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Trois Trois semaines plus tard, le curé se présente chez le médecin.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        « Voilà docteur, j’ai pris tous les médicaments que vous m’avez prescrits, et tout va bien maintenant.»

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Le Le médecin lui tend alors une boîte de préservatifs en lui disant :

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           « Lorsque vous mangerez de nouveau de la viande avariée, monsieur le curé, mettez donc ça au bout de votre fourchette !»