HUMOUR

Un homme se rend dans un bureau  de poste avec 500 cartes de Saint-Valentin en forme de coeur ... achète 500 timbres, parfume ses cartes et écrit sur chacune :

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            - " Mon amour, tu me manques !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Devines qui je suis ..... " !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     L'employée des postes, intriguée, lui demande :

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            - Monsieur, quel succés ! Vous devez être un vrai Casanova, dites-moi : Envoyer 500 cartes en même temps, je n'ai jamais vu cela !!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   -                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 - Non, pas du tout Madame, mais je suis jeune avocat et je veux me spécialiser dans les divorces. Je cherche juste de nouveaux clients ...