HUMOUR

Un Belge en voyage en Chine achète des lunettes révolutionnaires :

Elles permettent de voir complètement nues, les personnes habillées !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Il Il sort dans la rue et met ses lunettes : Il voit tout le monde à poil ... Il est en extase !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Il enlève les lunettes : habillées.
                                                                                                                                                                                           Il remet les lunettes : nues.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          C'est incroyable !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dans l'avion du retour, il devient fou en voyant les hôtesses nues.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Avant d'entrer chez lui, il met ses lunettes pour voir sa femme toute nue.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Il ouvre la porte et voit sa femme et son meilleur ami assis sur le canapé, nus.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Il enlève les lunettes : ils sont toujours nus.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Il remet les lunettes : toujours nus
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Il enlève les lunettes : encore nus.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Furieux il hurle :
   
  " Saloperie de camelote chinoise, trois jours que je les ai et elles sont déjà foutues !"