HUMOUR

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Un type cherche une place assise dans la bibliothèque !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

Il demande à une jeune fille assise à une table :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         -  ça vous ennuie si je m’assieds à côté de vous ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Et la fille de répondre à très haute voix :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    -  "Non je ne veux pas passer la nuit avec vous  !"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Tous les étudiants dans la bibliothèque regardent fixement le gaillard.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Il était très embarrassé et s’en alla vers une autre table.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Après quelques minutes, la fille vint calmement vers la table du gars et lui dit en riant :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   -  "J’étudie la psycho et je sais à quoi pense un homme !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Je Je suppose que ceci vous a embarrassé n’est-ce pas ? "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Et notre gaillard de lui répondre à très haute voix :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - "800 € pour une nuit ? Mais c'est une véritable arnaque ! "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Tous les étudiants présents regardent alors la fille en état de choc.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Et Et le gars de lui murmurer à l’oreille : - "j’étudie le droit" !