HUMOUR

 Question de prix ...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A l’approche de son mariage, un homme va voir le curé et lui fait une offre particulière…                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        - Monsieur le curé, je vous offre 100 euros si vous apportez une petite modification à votre discours avant le mariage. Vous savez, la partie "être fidèle pour toujours" ? Si vous pouviez juste ne pas le dire, je vous refile l’argent tout de suite après le mariage.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Le Le curé accepte la proposition ... Le lendemain, c’est le grand mariage !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Le curé prononce son discours :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             - Jurez-vous de l’honorer jusqu’à la mort, de la chérir et de lui être fidèle pour toujours ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Le mari répond :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  - Oui, je le jure. Il s’approche du curé et lui chuchote à l’oreille :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   : - Je croyais que nous avions un arrangement !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Le Le curé alors de lui répondre :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     - Votre femme m’a fait une meilleure offre !!!