HUMOUR

La Bonne dit à son Curé :

" Monsieur le Curé, notre vin de messe est arrivé ! "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Le Curé répond :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              " Marie, ce n’est pas NOTRE vin de messe puisque tu n’as pas le droit d’en boire, donc tu dois donc dire VOTRE vin de messe. Compris ? " 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Le lendemain Marie dit à son Curé :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            " Monsieur le Curé, votre bois de chauffage est arrivé ! "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Le Curé dit :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       " Marie, tu dois dire NOTRE bois de chauffage puisque nous nous en servons tous les deux ! As-tu compris cette fois ? "                                                                                                                                                                                                       "Oui" dit Marie !  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           " Est-ce tout pour aujourd’hui Marie ?  "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             "Non",  répond la Bonne :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               " Monsieur le Curé, VOTRE braguette est ouverte et NOTRE quéquette est sortie "!