HUMOUR

C’est une femme du troisième âge qui va consulter le médecin !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Cinq minutes après être entrée dans le cabinet, elle sort et passe en hurlant et en pleurant dans la salle d’attente …
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Le patient suivant entre à son tour dans le cabinet et demande au médecin :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          – Je viens de voir sortir Madame Schmurlzt de votre salle de consultation.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Qu’est-ce qui se passe avec elle  ? Elle semblait vraiment horrifiée  !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          – Il y a de quoi  : je viens de lui apprendre qu’elle était enceinte.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        – Quoi  ?! Mais elle a 65 ans et elle est déjà 3 fois grand-mère. C’est
impossible  ?!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            – Je sais, mais au moins ça l’a guérie de son hoquet …