HUMOUR

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Un Un garçon arrive chez un copain à l’improviste, et veut passer la nuit chez lui.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Son copain est navré de lui annoncer qu’il ne peut lui offrir une chambre pour lui tout seul, et lui dit :

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         – Tu peux dormir dans le salon, ou dans la même chambre que bébé si tu veux.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  – bébé ? Ça pleure toute les 5 min. C’est bon je vais dormir dans le salon …

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Le lendemain matin il va à la salle de bains et y rencontre une superbe jeune fille :

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          – Bonjour, à qui ai-je l’honneur ?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            – Bonjour, je suis Béatrice… mais vous pouvez m’appeler « Bébé » ... Et vous qui êtes vous ?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            – Le roi des cons !