HUMOUR

Une petite fille dit à sa mère :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             – Maman, hier alors que tu étais au bureau, papa est venu à la maison avec une femme, il l’a déposé sur ton lit et… La mère l’interrompt alors  :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            – Tiens, ma chérie tu vas nous terminer ce récit pendant le dîner, et devant tout le monde  !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Le père rentre à la maison et toute la famille est à table, et la maman demande à sa fille  :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                – Alors ma chérie, c’est quoi l’histoire que tu voulais me raconter tout à l’heure ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 La petite fille raconte son histoire  :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        – Oui maman, hier quand tu étais au bureau, papa a amené une femme sur ton lit, et il lui a fait la même chose que le voisin te fait, chaque samedi…