HUMOUR

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Papy s’est fait faire une ordonnance de Viagra par son médecin. Mais comme il connaît tout le monde dans l’unique pharmacie du coin, il a honte d’aller le chercher lui-même et il dit à son petit-fils :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               – Si tu vas me chercher ce médicament, je mettrai cinq euros sous ton oreiller cette nuit. Mais tu ne dis surtout pas que c’est pour moi. Le gosse fonce à la pharmacie et ramène le Viagra.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Le lendemain matin, il regarde sous son oreiller et trouve vingt euros. Comme il est honnête, il va voir son grand-père :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                 – Papy, tu t’es trompé. Tu m’avais promis cinq euros et tu en as mis vingt.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      – Non, mon petit, je ne me suis pas trompé, je t’ai bien donné cinq euros. Les quinze autres, c’est Mamie !