HUMOUR

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Une charmante jeune femme d’à peine 18 ans descend de sa chambre, prête à sortir pour un rendez-vous galant. Portant un haut transparent, sa grand-mère la fixe et lui interdit de sortir vêtue de cette façon !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   « Relax grand-maman » lui dit-elle, « on n’est plus dans ton temps. Aujourd’hui, c’est à la mode de montrer ses boutons de rose » !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Tous seins dehors, elle sort, laissant sa grand-mère éberluée.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Le lendemain, la jeune femme organise une soirée et des amis viennent lui rendre visite.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Alors qu’elle descend dans le salon pour les accueillir, elle voit sa grand-mère… sans haut, les seins à l’air.                                                                                                                                                                                                         Outrée, elle lui explique que ses amis vont bientôt arriver et que ça ne se fait pas de les accueillir comme ça !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Sa Sa grand-mère lui lance un regard doucereux et elle lui répond alors :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   «                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    «                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          « Relax, ma chérie ... Si toi, tu as le droit de montrer tes boutons de rose, moi je peux bien faire prendre l’air à mes pots de fleurs » !