HUMOUR

 
C'est un couple âgé qui est étendu dans le lit, un soir ...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Le mari veut s'endormir, mais l'épouse se sent plutôt romantique et a d'autres intentions ...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Elle lui dit : "Tu avais l'habitude de me tenir la main quand nous étions plus jeunes" ... Le mari lui donne la main, mais ne veut que s'endormir.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Elle rajoute : " Et tu avais l'habitude de m'embrasser"  ... Un peu irrité, il s'approcha et lui donna un petit baiser sur la joue, puis il se retourna pour se rendormir.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Un peu plus tard, elle lui dit : "Et parfois tu aimais bien me mordiller dans le cou aussi " ... Soudain, le mari repousse les couvertures et se lève !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Surprise, elle lui demande où il va ?
Il lui répond : "Chercher mes dents ma chérie ...  chercher mes dents" !!!