LES PETITS POTINS PEOPLE

                                                                                                                                                                                             Les animateurs Cyril Hanouna, Natacha Polony, et Jean-Marc Morandini. 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Francetv info vous dévoile le palmarès complet de la 9ème édition de ce prix irrévérencieux, censé récompenser les pires animateurs et les pires programmes du PAF.

Cyril Hanouna, Natacha Polony et Jean-Marc Morandini sont les principaux lauréats – malgré eux – de la neuvième édition des Gérard de la télévision, une cérémonie potache et irrévérencieuse, censée récompenser les pires animateurs et programmes, et qui s'est tenue à Paris, lundi 19 janvier. Francetv info vous en dévoile le palmarès complet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         *  *  Gérard du titre d'émission qui définit sans doute le mieux la sexualité de son animateur : Nikos Aliagas dans "50 mn inside" (TF1)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                     *  Gérard de l'émission qui est comme ta femme après quinze ans de mariage, tu la regardes plus, mais le soir, t'es content qu'elle soit là : "Envoyé spécial" (France 2)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 *  Gérard de l'animateur qui a tellement réussi à squatter les programmes de sa chaîne qu'il va devenir encore plus difficile à déloger que l'Etat Islamique en Syrie : Cyril Hanouna (D8)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           *  Gérard de l'émission qui fait les poubelles de Closer, BFMTV et même NRJ 12 pour faire de l'audience, mais qui se la joue branchée haut de gamme parce qu'elle est sponsorisée par Chanel et que son animateur est habillé en Dior Homme. Bref, Gérard de l'émission de Canal+ : "Le Grand journal", avec Antoine de Caunes (C+)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     *  Gérard du paradoxe : Elle présente un magazine culturel, Alessandra Sublet dans "Un soir à la Tour Eiffel" (France 2)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   *  Gérard de l'émission où toutes les enquêtes sont confiées au SRPJ de Versailles : "Enquête d'action" (W9)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     *  Gérard de l'émission qui montre une telle image des jeunes que quand tu l'as vue une fois, tu reprends direct la pilule, et deux capotes :  "Les Ch'tis dans la jet-set" (W9)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      *  Gérard de l'animatrice qui n'a visiblement pas couché pour réussir : Natacha Polony dans "Le Grand journal" (Canal+)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               *  Gérard de l'animateur qui a visiblement dû réussir pour coucher : Cyril Hanouna dans "Touche pas à mon poste" (D8)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            *  Gérard de l'émission où on a beau chercher, les stars, bah elles sont que dans le titre : "Danse avec les stars" (TF1)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             *  Gérard de l'animateur qui devrait maintenant arrêter de faire ses teintures en douce dans un petit salon de province : Jean-Pierre Foucault et son Régécolor nuance châtaigne craquante.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    *  Gérard de la grosse descente : Estelle Denis, de "100% Mag" (M6) à "Splash" (TF1) au tirage du Loto (TF1)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          *  Gérard de l'émission de France 5 qui s'appelle C : "C à dire" (France 5)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        *  Gérard de l'animateur que tu pourrais pas expliquer à tes gosses : Jean-Marc Morandini , pour "Mais non mon loulou, ce n'est pas l'âne Trotro. Par contre oui, ce sont ses dents."

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          *  Gérard de l'animateur qui est allé travailler sur la TNT parce que tu vois, dans un paysage en pleine mutation, la TNT c'est la télé 3.0 de demain, c'est à la fois numérique et terrestre ... Et surtout parce que ça repousse à après-demain le chômage : Benjamin Castaldi (D8)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  *  Gérard de l'animatrice qui avait toutes les qualités pour vendre du poisson à la criée, mais qui a préféré vendre de la soupe à la télé : Enora Malagré, dans "Touche pas à mon poste" (D8)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           *  Gérard du Delahousse : Laurent Delahousse (France 2)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               *  Gérard de l'animatrice à qui tu dirais pas non pour un petit châtiment corporel : Natacha Polony (Canal+)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      *  Gérard de l'émission où t'es sûr de pas tomber sur Eric Zemmour en promo : "Islam, les chemins de la foi" (France 2)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            *  Gérard de l'accident industriel : "Rising Star" avec Faustine Bollaert et Guillaume Pley (M6)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             *  Gérard de l'émission avec des sans-dents : "Confessions intimes" (NT1)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      *  Gérard de l'animatrice : Enora Malagré dans "Touche pas à mon poste" (D8)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        *  Gérard de l'animateur : Cyril Hanouna dans "Touche pas à mon poste" (D8)