HUMOUR BRETON

Le breton a un langage codé ...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          * il ne dit pas putain, il dit "gast "
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           * il ne dit pas au lit, mais "da gousket"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         * il ne dit pas celui ci, mais "çuiçi"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                * nous on ne fait pas la fête, on part en riboule
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               * on ne dit pas une queue de cheval, mais une "cuche"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                * on ne dit pas n'importe comment, mais "a dreuz"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        * on ne dit pas des médicaments, mais des "louzous"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                * on ne dit pas une route de campagne, mais "une route à 3 grammes"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 * on ne dit pas faire du bruit, mais faire du "reuz"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           * on ne dit pas il est mignon, mais il est "moutik"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             * on ne dit pas qu'est ce que tu racontes, mais "kes qui baragouine çui-ci"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       * Si t'es fier d'être breton et que toi aussi t'aimes baragouiner,  que tu pars en riboul , que quand il fait frisket tu mets ton chupenn , que quand y'a du zef t'as les cheveux en distribil ... mets don' ça sur ton mur et fais tourner   ... BREIZH ATAV ...