HUMOUR

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    LE VASE de SOISSONS   ...

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Au lycée, en cours d'histoire, le professeur pose une question qui va se révéler lourde de conséquences  : 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 - Qui a cassé le vase de Soissons  ? 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       - Ce n’est pas moi, m'sieur  ! dit Mohamed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  - Ce n’est pas moi non plus  ! crie Rachid.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 - Ni moi, dit Mouloud.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Et toute la classe braille et nie avoir cassé le vase, ce qui finit d'anéantir le pauvre prof. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Le soir même, après les cours, il va raconter au directeur ce qui s'est passé dans sa classe. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       - C'est trop grave, il faut prévenir l'Inspecteur d'Académie  ! 

L'inspecteur vient le lendemain et après s'être fait relater les faits, dit  : 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - Ça va trop loin, il faut en aviser le Ministère  !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Et les voilà, tous les trois, le lendemain à Paris, au Ministère de l'Éducation Nationale.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ils racontent ce qui s'est passé à Najat Belkacem, la ministre, qui les écoute avec la plus grande attention. 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Après un moment de réflexion, elle va fouiller dans son sac à main et en sort deux billets de 50 euros, qu'elle tend au professeur en lui disant  : 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   - Pas de vagues avec les musulmans et pas de scandale en période électorale, surtout pas :

Prenez cet argent, vous rachetez un autre vase, vous le mettez à la place du premier, vous ne dites rien à personne, et on étouffe l'affaire  !!!