HUMOUR

Dans un club de trompettistes, deux musiciens bavardent (un Marseillais et un Breton).
Tous les deux sont fiers de leur talent …                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Le Marseillais dit :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  – La semaine dernière j’ai joué un concerto dans Notre Dame de la Garde à Marseille devant 6.000 personnes ! J’ai tellement bien joué que j’ai fait pleurer la Vierge Marie.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Le breton réfléchit, puis répond :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          – Moi, hier j’ai joué devant plus de 10.000 personnes à la cathédrale de QUIMPER et à un moment, j’ai vu Jésus se décrocher de la croix et venir vers moi.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Alors là, je me suis arrêté de jouer, et dans un grand silence il s’est approché de moi et m’a dit à l'oreille :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       – Mon fils, je te préviens, tu as intérêt à bien jouer !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Surpris je lui dis :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     – Mais oui Seigneur ! Mais pourquoi tu me dis cela ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Et il m’a répondu :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   –  Eh bien la semaine dernière, lors d’un concert à Notre Dame de la Garde à Marseille , il y a un petit Marseillais prétentieux qui a tellement mal joué… qu’il a fait pleurer ma mère !