HUMOUR

Un magasin qui vend de nouveaux maris vient juste d’ouvrir à New York City.
 

A l’entrée du magasin, on y découvre une brève description sur la manière dont fonctionne le magasin :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Vous n’avez le droit qu’à une seule visite. Il y a 6 étages.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    A chaque nouvel étage, les qualités des hommes exposés augmentent au même titre que vous montez d’un étage.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Bien entendu, il y a un hic : vous devez choisir un homme sur l’étage, ou vous pouvez monter d’un étage, mais en aucun cas, vous ne pouvez redescendre d’un étage, sauf pour quitter le magasin.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Une femme entre donc dans le magasin pour trouver un mari :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            - Au premier étage, il y a un panneau sur la porte qui dit : Ces hommes ont un travail.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   - Au deuxième étage, il y un panneau sur la porte qui dit : Ces hommes ont un travail et aiment les enfants.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 - Au troisième étage, il y a un panneau sur la porte qui dit : Ces hommes ont un travail, aiment les enfants et ont particulièrement belle allure.
La femme se dit « waow? ». Mais elle sent instinctivement qu’elle doit continuer.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              - Elle arrive au quatrième étage et le panneau sur la porte dit :
Ces hommes ont un travail, aiment les enfants, ont particulièrement belle allure et aident aux travaux ménagers. « Oh mon Dieu, s’exclame-t’elle. Je peux à peine y croire ».
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      - Malgré tout, elle continue et monte au cinquième étage. Le panneau dit: Ces hommes ont un travail, aiment les enfants, ont particulièrement belle allure, aident aux travaux ménagers et sont très romantiques.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            - Elle hésite à rester… Mais monte quand même jusqu’au sixième étage.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Le panneau dit « Vous êtes le 31 456 012 visiteurs de cet étage. Il n’y a pas d’hommes à cet étage.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               "Cet étage n’existe que pour vous prouver que les femmes sont impossibles à contenter".
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Merci de votre passage au Magasin des Maris…