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Leçon de bonnes manières ...

Regardez bien, c’est une girafe !

Entretien d' Embauche …

Un jour, une petite fille demande à sa mère :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 "Dis "Maman, comment ils sont nés les tout-premiers parents ?"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               "Eh bien, lui répond sa maman, c'est Dieu qui a créé les premiers parents humains, Adam et Eve ...  Adam et Eve ont eu des enfants qui, plus tard, sont devenus parents à leur tour et ainsi de suite. C'est ainsi que s'est formée la famille humaine  ..." 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Plus tard, la fillette pose la même question à son père.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Celui-ci lui répond :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       "Tu vois, il y a des millions d'années, les singes ont évolué lentement jusqu'à devenir les êtres humains que nous sommes aujourd'hui."
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             La petite fille toute perplexe, retourne aussitôt voir sa mère  :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "Maman, comment c'est possible que tu me dises que les premiers parents ont été créés par Dieu et que Papa me dise que c'étaient des singes qui ont évolué ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           La mère lui répond avec un sourire :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            "C'est très simple ma chérie, moi je t'ai parlé de ma famille et ton père te parlait de la sienne  ..."

- Bonjour mon cœur, c'est papa au téléphone... Tu peux me passer maman ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          - Ze peux pas, elle est à l'étaze dans sa chambre, avec oncle Patrick.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Bref silence.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        - Mais ma chérie, tu n'as pas d'oncle Patrick ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             - Si, si, il est dans la chambre avec maman !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     - Bien, ok, bon, alors, voilà ce que je veux que tu fasses : pose le téléphone, cours en haut, frappe à la porte de la chambre, et crie à maman et oncle Patrick que la voiture de Papa vient de rentrer dans le garage ...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           - D'accord papa ...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Quelques secondes plus tard, la fillette, affolée et en pleurs, revient au téléphone.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      - Z'ai fait ce que tu m'as dit, papa.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            - Mais, qu'est-ce qui s'est passé ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - Ben, maman s'est mise à crier, à sauter hors du lit toute nue, elle s'est mise à courir partout, elle a glissé sur le tapis, elle est tombée sur le coin du lit. Il y a plein de sang et elle ne bouge plus. Je crois que maman est morte !
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     - Oh mon Dieu ! mon Dieu ! mon Dieu !  ... Et oncle Patrick ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                - Ben, il a sauté hors du lit tout nu, s'est mis à courir partout, puis il a sauté par la fenêtre de derrière dans la piscine  ... Mais il a oublié que le week-end dernier, tu avais vidé la piscine pour la nettoyer, et maintenant je pense qu'il est mort, lui aussi  ...
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Long silence. Puis papa dit :
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           - La piscine ? Quelle piscine ? Je ne suis pas au 01.13.37.69.69 ?

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