Police : Où habitez-vous ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Le mec : Avec mes parents.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Police : Et où habitent vos parents ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Le mec : Avec moi.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Police : Et où habitez-vous tous ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Le mec : Ensemble.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Police : Où est votre maison ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Le mec : A côté de la maison de mes voisins.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Police : Et où est la maison de vos voisins ?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Le mec : Si je vous le dis, vous ne me croirez pas.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Police : Dites toujours.

Paroles d'enfants  ...

 * "Est-ce que les ours scolaires vont à l'école ?"
                                                                                                                                                                Qui *  "Qui veut jouer au "mon oncle poli" avec moi ?"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               *  "Regardes papa, il y a des fantômes qui s'envolent
de ton café !"
 
*  "Quand je m'ennuie de toi, je pleure comme un enfant."
 
*  "Grand-maman m'a picoté des belles pantoufles."
                                                                                                                                                             *  "Je ne veux pas de crétins dans ma salade."
 
 *  "Papa a mis de l'eau de colonne !"
                                                                                                                                              *  "C'est quoi ton signe extralogique ?"
                                                                                                                                                                          *  "Qu'est-ce qu'on mange ? Je creuse de faim !"
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 *  "À l'hôpital, on se couche sur une litière." 
 
 *  "Papa si tu vas trop vite, la police va te donner
une conversation !"
                                                                                                                                                   *  "J'écris une lettre à mon amie, c'est pas grave si je ne sais pas écrire, parce qu'elle ne sait pas lire" !
                                                                                                                                            *  "Papa s'est endormi au soleil ... Il a perdu la lotion du temps."
                                                                                                                                     *  "Quand on ne met pas de crème, le soleil nous donne des coups !"
                                                                                                                                            *  "Je prends une bouchée minuscule,
pas majuscule, hein ?"

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