Une fille s’adresse à son père :

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    - Papa, il faut que je te dise que je suis amoureuse.

                                                                                                                                                                           Avec Sébastien, nous nous sommes rencontrés sur "Meetic", puis sommes devenus amis sur "Facebook".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Nous avons eu des discussions sur "WhatsApp" et il m’a fait sa déclaration sur "Skype".

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Et maintenant, j’ai besoin de ta bénédiction !

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Alors le père lui  dit   - Ma chérie je te la donne volontiers, mais  voici un conseil tout simple :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Mariez-vous sur "Twitter", achetez vos enfants sur "eBay", recevez-les sur "Gmail" et, après quelques années, si tu es fatiguée de ton mari, mets-le sur "le Bon Coin"  ...  des bonnes occasions tous les jours !!!